The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

I am no culinary snob. On late nights, you can see my motor running in line for food that satisfies but later will cause massive regret. Chain restaurants know my name. Still, despite all Pete Davidson’s begging, I am not eating from the Taco Bell breakfast menu.

My late-night trips to Taco Bell are often born out of a need for convenience. I have either worked late and abandoned the idea of stirring pots and…